we may be broken, but you can't kill all of us.
my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife
cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
cousin: no please don't
me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
cousin: I hate you.
When contempating a $15.00 purchase
10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
darkarcherprince:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

landofstarsandrobots:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

Breaking news: Water is wet

Plot Twist: Its not water its dihydrogen monoxide

darkarcherprince:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

landofstarsandrobots:

countries:

No shit Sherlock

in other breaking news, matches can cause fire

Breaking news: Water is wet

Plot Twist: Its not water its dihydrogen monoxide

Work until your idols become your rivals.
(via isaac)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

lntimidating:

Pierce The Veil - The Boy Who Could Fly

lntimidating:

Pierce The Veil - The Boy Who Could Fly